One World. One Flossy.

Mr Boy and Mr Ball are two men from the land of Wales who like nothing better than Bow and Bingo and wherever they'd go, Flossy, their beloved sheep was always at their side.  It seemed that their bliss would go on forever.  However, on a cold February morning just five months ago their heavenly joy was replaced with turmoil and heartbreak.  As the lads awoke on that fateful day they noticed that Flossy was not in her basket.  She had not eaten her Bran Flakes or touched her Pot Noodle.  As Mr Boy approached her basket he noticed a small note lying inside.  It said simply "Flossy has gone. Forever".

Flossy had been snatched by SPICER, an evil underground organisation that has existed under a shroud of mystery for hundreds of years.  It was thought that this diabolical organisation had become extinct during the French Revolution but it has resurfaced with a vengeance.  More evil than ever, the dreaded SPICER, is now headed by that most cruel of mistresses, M. 

Out of desperation the lads formed TAFFF.  Soon, after weeks of nothing but pain and anguish, hope finally entered their lives thanks to TAFFF's dedicated members.  Their devotion to duty has already yielded several sightings of lovely Flossy.  Their struggle continues...