Member of the Month (June)

Miss Rhian Whitcombe, here on the right, was unanimously voted member of the month due to her heroic actions in the face of imminent danger whilst doing 50mph through the valley's streets whilst applying her lipstick.  Her remarkable eyesight spotted a familiar looking ewe using a zebra crossing opposite the Spar almost half a mile ahead of her.  Without a thought for her own safety or other road users she reached into her glove box, took out a camera, and managed to snap a near perfect image of the ewe.  Her complete disregard for the wellbeing of her fellow human beings is a credit to her and TAFFF.  She even accepted the shame of having the rest of the camera's film developed in the name of TAFFF.


Member of the Month (July)

TAFFF's espionage expert on Jersey.  In recent weeks Nikki has spotted a possible Flossy at a Bob Marley tribute concert, and more recently, on the golden sands of a beach checking out the surf.  Nikki demonstrated her dedication to the cause by interrupting her actions in the back of a Toyota Yaris, making sure of getting the photograph of the possible Flossy taken before resuming in her beachfront exercise.  Well done NikkI  As a prize Nikki will be pleased to hear that she will soon be the proud owner of a pack of three welsh pantry minced beef and onion pies, and one month's free subscription to Screw Fix Direct . 


Member of the Month (August)

Demonstrating bravery and courage beyond the call of duty, August's member of the month goes to Dean 'The Highlander' Lloyd.  This month Dean will become the proud owner of long sought after membership for the new club just opened in Blackmill where he will enjoy all the benefits that the club has to offer ''NAPPIES FOR MEN'' offer all new members a full body powder and winding service and free bib and wipe service.
Well done Dean! We are all very proud of you and just for good measure we are throwing in a family size tub of Utterly Butterly for your own enjoyment.


Member of the Month  (September)

Jan is a long term member who has been with TAFFF in mind and spirit throughout their struggle.  She has turned her life around since that episode on board Sheik Mohammad's yacht with the baby oil and marrow.  As member of the month she will be the recipient of a limitied edition 'Blackcurrent' Club biscuit and a gold framed portrait of Moira Stewart.  Thank you Jan.  TAFFF owes you a debt of gratitude as well as all the money.


Member of the Month (October)

Gareth 'The Salamander' Thomas was voted October's member of the month after reporting a possible sighting in Aberystwyth.  He was driving home from the airport after collecting his brand new bride Ting Sung Mao when the outline of a familiar looking ewe stopped them in their tracks.  After some hand signals and sheep noises he was able to convey to Ting the urgency of the situation and made the call to TAFFF from his Nova as Immigration Control gave pursuit.


Member of the Month (December)

Joining our struggle in the autumn was Miss Kim Trahar.  Kim's reputation has plagued her in the past but thankfully she has managed to move on from the pictures that were leaked to Razzle in the 1990s.  Kim's troubles now appear to be over after she discovered Jesus in Castle Bingo.  Her hobbies include Backgammon, Dogging and walks on the beach.  


Member of the Month January 2009.

Rachel Pearce's contribution to TAFFF over the last few months has not gone unnoticed by the lads.  She has demonstrated some quite remarkable achievements that drew crowds from the valleys and beyond.  She managed to secure over 200 sponsors for her Guiness World Record attempt for the largest bottle (pictured above) inserted into a girl.  Following her efforts she was kind enough to grant TAFFF an exclusive interview in which she talked about her original idea.  "Well, bottles of Bud just got boring after a while like isn't it?".  Wise words indeed from a worthy winner of this month's award.


NEW FEATURE...Cunt of the Month!

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Being a cunt is not something one is born with.  To be considered anywhere near the total cunt I am takes effort, dedication and passion.  One other resident of the valleys/town is Mr Red Samuel, that those who know him will no doubt testify, is what most people would call a cunt who, quite frankly, is wasting his talent.  Just by looking at that slimy grin, while he was making £5 a day selling pianos, is enough to say to anyone, 'Hey, this guy could be real cunt'.  Hopefully, Mr Big Red Samuel,who I personally consider to be a promising potential cunt, will conduct enough acts over the coming weeks to show us all what a cunt we could have to follow in my footsteps.  Being stupid enough to hit a copper in public place for instance!

Mr Ball and Mr Boy Enterprises