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Confirmed Sightings So Far

Sighting 1

This was taken a fortnight ago at the Zimbabwe/South African border. It is feared that Flossy has been pimped to the Mugabe regime and she is being despatched to quell the growing unrest with one fatal swoop. Her previous experience serving in the Queen's paratroop regiment has made her a target for inscupulous dictators the world over.  Group members should now be beginning to understand the difficulty of finding Flossy.

Sighting 2

Could this be Flossy in Afghanistan? Early reports allege that she is being to forced to work for the Taliban in their fightback against the United State's occupation of their homeland. This is almost certainly Flossy as she has a provisional license for motorbikes up to 500cc.

Sighting 3

This was taken in down-town Las Vegas 12 weeks ago. Flossy is a huge boxing fan. That fact coupled with the presence of Welsh legend Joe Calzaghe in the city, may have awoken her Welsh homing instinct.

Sighting 4

This reached TAFFF late in the evening on April 22nd. It was taken on a Sunday morning in downtown Sydney. Early reports are suggesting that Flossy may have daringly escaped captivity and cunningly entered the Olympic Torch relay to avoid recapture. If this sighting is confirmed it means TAFFF and SPICER are locked in a race to reclaim sweet Flossy before she completely shags herself out. We will bring you further news when we get it.

Sighting 5

This shocking image arrived at TAFFF headquarters on 3rd May in Amsterdam. It shows what could well be Flossy, as she has been known to like a night out on a Saturday with the flock, and has a fondness for dressing up like a tart when the mood takes her. We are working hard at TAFFF to confirm this sighting by looking through old photographs of the traitor M to see if the shoes match any she has worn while out tarting it up around the valleys.

Sighting 6

This was spotted by TAFFF's leaders late on Friday 19th May on Sky Sports 3. Flossy has been fed a diet of Vanilla Carbohydrate-Protein powder in order to get her up to fighting weight. It seems SPICER has forced her into the World Ultimate Cage Fighting Championships. Obviously for the prize money and to feed their own perverse gratification. What other dastardly deeds does SPICER have in store for sweet Flossy? All we do know is there is no limit to their evil.

Sighting 7

Some outstanding reconassaince work from Colin coupled with Mr Boy's Ewe Profiling skills mean that we have our earliest confirmed sighting yet. Here is Flossy backstage at America's Got Talent audition show. She has been entered with these three other ewes to perform, in drag, a reggae version of The Prodigy's Firestarter. Obviously for money once again but for the first time in our quest we now have time and information on our side. As such to attempt a rescue now would play into SPICER'S hands. TAFFF are confident of Flossy's vocal abilities and have unanimously agreed her flock will get through to perform live in the next round. This time we must wait before we swoop.

Sighting 8

TAFFF wishes to express thanks to a Mr S. Burford who sent us this image on Thursday evening.  Most of us have our ups and downs. Unfortunately, this is a rare picture of Flossy when she briefly entered the world of Sheep Porn. This is the cover taken from her best selling debut 'Ewe Want My Ass'. She managed to turn her life around though after meeting Charles at a fleecing in 1998. Members or Fans of TAFFF should not judge Flossy, or Mr Burford who probably has an innocent explanation as to why his wife found the video under their bed whilst searching for a blindfold.  TAFFF assumes that Blind Man's Buff is still a popular game amongst consenting adults of the valleys and those that partake deserve special praise for carrying on this childhood fun.  For all other residents of the valleys, if you own a copy, please remember that Flossy was just trying to earn a living by working with, and being, Rammed!

Sighting 9

This photograph reached TAFFF HQ in the early hours of Friday morning. It was taken from outside a top storey penthouse window in downtown Sao Paulo. It shows lovely Flossy in a deeply confused state as she clearly is struggling to understand why the man on the tv is not Jeremy Kyle. It is likely she is undergoing a brainwashing programme in a SPICER safehouse designed to turn her against TAFFF.

Sighting 10